this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
Colorful snake photography by Andrew McGibbon. Click on images for descriptions
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
i may have peed myself a little watching this
I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intention of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they Goddamn mean it.
Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.
Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.